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Friday, January 13th, 2012I knew they both went to the same college, but I guess they’re closer than I thought Some good news for you today. Andrei Kirilenko is interested in coming back to the NBA next season. That’s great news — we’re a little short on our quota of ugly guys with awesome nicknames. Worst of the Night [...]
D-West: Not Home Depot Material
Monday, October 3rd, 2011It’s official. D-West isn’t good enough for Home Depot, but apparently he managed to find employment at a furniture store, despite having a job application that appears only slightly less absurd than the one I made up for him a month ago. Misunderstanding, huh? You silver-tongued devil. No wonder you got the job. Congratulations. Hey, [...]
Basketbawful’s Friday Afternoon Mailbag
Saturday, September 3rd, 2011always dude your best! said: the other day my friend slipped up and said “amar’e stoudemizer.” i think this is the best place to start appreciating that nickname. Your wish is granted. Heres a possible example: Amar”””s’ defense will Stoudemize the Knicks’ playoff hopes this season. And next season. And the season after that Kody [...]
Traveling: Chapter 50.5: Bacon and Eggs
Thursday, August 4th, 2011Shannon and Bill guide me slowly into the house, my hand and face wrapped in ice packs. I still think we should go to the hospital, Shannon says. Im fine, I say through my tightened jaw. The other teams third baseman checked me out. He said Im ok. But hes a veterinarian, she says. Humansanimalswe [...]
Traveling: Chapter 21 / 22
Tuesday, July 5th, 2011Chapter 21standard deviation The group collectively stares at the five large piles of clothes and two dryers, looking intimidated and overwhelmed. Hunched over one of the dryers, Blackhawk scribbles away on a piece of paper. It turns out Blackhawk not only looks like an accountant, he actually is an accountant. He mumbles to himself. Game [...]
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